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BIG DEAN, ARIANNA, AND THE BACK ALLEY GANG



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HERE ARE SOME FUNNY TRUE STORIES JUST FOR YOU

CLICHES COME TO LIFE:
In October, Tulsa, Okla., firefighters were called to a church during a birthday party for Mabel McCullough.
The alarm had been triggered by smoke
from the candles on the cake of the 95-year-old woman.
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In July, Missouri's new vehicle safety law took effect, prohibiting people from riding in the open bed of a pickup truck.
However, an exception was provided for a family transporting their kids where there are too many to ride in the cab and where the truck is the family's only vehicle.
The sponsor called the exception "the Jed Clampett amendment."
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WORKING DUH!

At a Fortune 500 company I took the soap in the kitchen area
and put it in the refrigerator with a sign that said,
"Do not remove." It stayed there for the final three weeks of my contract.
I actually witnessed Individuals taking it out,
using it and putting it back.
[Morgan's Note: A variation of this theme would be a sign on the soap that reads, "Do not use with water."] [Another Morgan's Note: Another variation is a sign on a cafeteria line: "Not to be taken internally."]
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A friend from West Virginia was shopping at the Wal-Mart in Blacksburg, VA. At the cash register, my friend wrote a check. The clerk asked for her driver's license.
She presented her West Virginia drivers license
and the clerk grabbed it way from her and scoffed at her,
"If you're going to use a fake ID, you could at least use a real state!"
A manager was required to verify West Virginia's statehood.
........................................................ DON'T ASK ME I JUST COPIED THEM I DON'T PRINT 'EM
BIG DEAN AND THE BACK ALLEY GANG

HERE ARE SOME MORE FUNNY STUFF FOR YOU TO READ
THESE ARE TRUE STORIES "WRONG PLACE AT THE WRONG TIME...ENJOY!

WRONG PLACE, WRONG TIME
In July, Gary and Marlene Johnston pleaded guilty in Halton, Ontario, to cheating the government out of $11,000 (Cdn) in welfare benefits. They had posed in 1995 as a destitute couple with two kids and assets of only a 15-year-old car. However, in September 1996, they purchased a house in a well-to-do neighborhood and proceeded to park their two late-model cars and a boat in the driveway. The new house was just down the street from the house of their welfare caseworker, who spotted them in the yard.
(These guys deserved to get the Book thrown at them!)
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In October, James T. Hilton, who police said had just carjacked a van in Bloomfield, N.J., was chased by police in West Orange into the neighborhood of Our Lady of the Valley Roman Catholic Church. Hilton slowed down and was captured after accidentally banging into two unmarked police cars driving slowly down the street and leading a 5,000-officer funeral procession for state trooper Scott M. Gonzalez.
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Hey, the trooper had his last "bust" Good for him!
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Now this guy has got to be kidding
from the courts:
in August, a Tokyo District Court, citing changing times, rejected a $38,000 claim by a man who said his ex-wife, who worked full-time outside the home, nonetheless had an obligation to do all the housework.
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The following story is a true story from the
U.S.D.I.

The US Department of the Interior has recently changed the tags it uses to tag migratory birds.
The bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated as "Wash. Biol. Surv.";
until the agency received the following letter
from an Arkansas camper:
Dear Sirs:
While camping last week I shot one of your birds.
I think it was a crow.
I followed the cooking instructions on the leg tag
and I want to tell you it was horrible.
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The bands are now marked "Fish & Wildlife Service."
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YES,IT IS THE SIGNS OF THE TIMES
I DON'T CARE WHAT THOSE RICH FOLKS IN WASHINGTON SAY
LOTS OF FOLKS ARE CLOSE TO BEING "UNEMPLOYED"!
HERE IS A LIST FOR YOU TO CONSIDER

Signs You May Soon Be Unemployed

* They start paying everyone in sea shells.

* Company President now driving a Ford Escort.

* Company Softball Team is converted to a Chess Club.

* Conference room has been turned into chinchilla farm.

* Dr. Kevorkian is hired as an "Outplacement Coordinator".

* The Dairy Queen on the corner is threatening a hostile takeover.

* The beer supplied by the Company at picnics is in unlabeled
cans.

* Your boss casually asks you if you know anything about starting
fires.

* When you say, "See you tomorrow," the security guard laughs uncontrollably.

* People saying "Remember folks, we're not Downsizing, we're Rightsizing!"

* The women are suddenly very friendly with the dorky Personnel Manager.

* The chairman walks by your desk and says, "Hey, Hey! Easy on the staples!"

* Annual Company Holiday Bash moved from the Sheraton to the local Taco Bell.

* Your CEO has a dart board marked with all existing departments in the Company.

SCROOGE
COMPANY CHAIRMAN

looks like scrooge has come home from
his winter home just for us
"GARFIELD AND THE BACK ALLEY GANG"
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN