HERE'S SOMETHING SWEET JUST FOR YOU


To all my lady friends here on the Stream,
May your day be filled with Sweet dreams.
May you find your one true love
Sent from Heaven above.
On this day set aside to express Love
May your dreams come true,
And May the God lord watch over you.
AND FROM ME AND ALL THE GANG
WE WISH YOU A VERY SWEET
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!
BIG DEAN AND ALL THE BACK ALLEY GANG

Here is our favorite Grumpy Grand Ma "MAXINE"

A CRANK AFTER MY OWN HEART!





Gee Maxine sure is cranky this morning
GARFIELD says we better both Hide! We love Maxine!
BIG DEAN AND FRIENDS

I know that I write funny stuff for you to enjoy, but this is so important that I am posting on six of my Blogs to make sure you all get to read this!
Today's message is very important to those who are stuck in this winter storm nightmare!
There have been Deaths Due to the Lack of knowledge of what to do!
Some folks have bought Gas Heaters into their homes to try to keep warm. You can die from the FUMES FROM THESE HEATERS! Please Think First!
You can't bring a B-B-Q Grill into your home to try to warm up this will kill you!
One guy in MO. was so cold he was trying this!

If you still are without heat or lights you must seek shelter
where there is some! You might not be able to stay in your home without risking exposure to the freezing cold

I find it so hard to believe that in this day and age that Ice could shut down the South From Florida to Mo. and Chicago
LOST OF EVEN ONE PERSON IS NOT EXCEPTABLE!
This was a predicted storm! The worst one in Years!
Where the hell is F.E.M.A.!???
HEADLINES....Kentucky Begs For Help!
My Question is Why!!!
Mr.Obama said things would get better?
Well I don't see any help coming!
Instead of worrying about foreign countries, We had better start right here at home!
I've seen lots of waste with that first 350 Billion the Republican party PUSHED through and now they are crying Fowl?
My advise to Mr Obama is Stop Kissing Ass and get down to running this country like you promise!
I know I have gotten off the subject...
Here is what you can try to do to help yourself

1-Never light candles and go to sleep..Danger fire!

2- Never use a gas propane heater..Fumes can Kill!

3-Keep a weather band radio with fresh batteries..To keep you updated

4-Get to a shelter as soon as you are able.
...Staying in the house you could die of exposure!

5-***NEVER EVER TRY TO USE A B.B.Q. INDOORS FOR HEAT!
This is not only a Fire hazard but the Fumes will Kill you right away! It is for Outdoor use only!****

Please check on your elderly neighbors! A lot of these folks don't have families to check on them or are too far away to do so.
Some might be without Heat and not know what to do.
Call on them and make sure they are doing OK.
If they need help call 911 and they will come out and help them.
Too many are dieing alone!

Please stay as safe as you can.
Your food will spoil and you may become stranded.
Be sure you carry blankets and snacks in your car or truck!
This will help if you are stranded.

Carry a bag of sand and a shovel to get you going again.
Be very careful on snow or ice;
Take your time!
It's better than going off the road!

Carry a CELL-PHONE to call for help.

If you have friends or family that still has heat and lights;

Ask them if you can come over and stay there for a while,
be sure and give them some money for letting you stay over for the extra cost of Food And Water And heat and lights!

Help clean up after those many meals that you are going to share.

Be sure and say thank you for this favor, It will go a long way towards next time and return the favor God forbid if needed!

Good luck my friends and stay Warm
YOUR FRIENDS
BIG DEAN AND THE GANG

"FARMER JOE AND HIS MULE""

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident
were serious enough to take the trucking company
responsible for the accident to court.

In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer
was questioning farmer Joe.

"Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident,
that you were fine?"

"Well, I'll tell you what happened.
I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the--"

"I didn't ask for any details,"
the lawyer interrupted.
"Just answer the question.
Did you not say, at the scene of the accident,
that you were fine?"

"Well I had just got Bessie into the trailer
and was driving down the road---"

"Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that,
at the scene of the accident,
this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene
that he was just fine.
Now several weeks after the accident
he is trying to sue my client.
I believe he is a fraud.
Please tell him to simply answer the question."

By this time the Judge was fairly interested
in Farmer Joe's answer and told the lawyer so.

"Well," said the farmer, "as I was saying,
I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule,
into the trailer and was driving her down the highway
when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop signand smacked my truck right in the side.

I was thrown into one ditch
and Bessie was thrown into the other.

I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move.
However, I could hear ol' Bessie moaning and groaning.
I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.
Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene.
He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning
so he went over to her. After he looked at her
he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.
Then the Patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me.

He said,"Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her.

How are you feeling?"

Standing on the corner,
a man observes two hearses driving slowly down the street,
followed by a man walking a dog
and 25 men in single file behind them.

"What's going on", the bystander asks.

"My dog bit my wife and she died.

Then he bit my mother-in-law and she died."

The bystander pauses and then says,

"Can I borrow your dog!"

The man with the dog says,

"Get in line!"

YOUR FRIEND
GARFIELD AND THE WHOLE GANG


AND OUR FEARLESS LEADER
BIG DEAN