LET'S LOOK IN ON A COURTROOM CASE GOING ON RIGHT NOW WE CALL


"THE JUDGEMENT"

A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer. "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined."

"It's in the judge's hands now," said the lawyer.

"Would it help if I sent the judge a box of cigars?"

"Oh no! This judge is a stickler or ethical behavior. A stunt like that would prejudice him against you. He might even hold you in contempt of court. In fact, you shouldn't even smile at the judge."

Within the course of time, the judge rendered a decision in favor of the defendant. As the defendant left the courthouse, he said to his lawyer, "Thanks for the tip about the cigars. It worked!"

"I'm sure we would have lost the case if you'd sent them," said the lawyer.

"But, I did send them," replied the defendant.

"What? You did?" said the lawyer, incredulously.

"Yes. That's how we won the case."

"I don't understand," said the lawyer.

"It's easy. I sent the cigars to the judge, but enclosed the plaintiff's business card."

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT ONE?
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WELL I GUESS THE SCALES WERE TIPPED JUST A LITTLE TODAY:
READ ABOUT

"MARRIAGE AND THE LAW"

THE WIFE.....
A woman was called to serve for jury duty,
but asked to be excused because
she didn't believe in capital punishment
and didn't want her personal thoughts to prevent the trial
from running it's proper course.

But the public defender liked her thoughtfulness
and tried to convince her that she was appropriate
to serve on the jury.

"Madam," he explained, "this is not a murder trial!
It's a simple civil lawsuit.

A wife is bringing this case against her HUSBAND

because he GAMBLED away the $12,000

he had PROMISED to use to remodel the kitchen for her birthday."


(THE WIFE TWIN SISTER UN BEKNOWN TO THAT P/D)

"Well, okay," she agreed,

"I'll serve. I guess I could be wrong about
"CAPITAL PUNISHMENT" after all!"

WELL I GUESS THIS GUY SHOULDHAVESTAYEDINBED!
THATWIFEWASONEMADOLDWOMENTOSUEHERHUBBIEANDSHEWILLWINWITHTHISGALONTHEJURYWHATDOYATHINKFPLKS
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HMMM, LET'S LOOK IN ON OUR NEWLY WEDS.........

"THE NEWLY WEDS"

The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of tears.

"Darling, whatever is the matter?" he asks.

"Sweetheart," she sobs, "the most terrible thing has happened!
I cooked my very first Beef Bourguignon for you,
and I got it out the oven to season it, and the phone rang.
When I came back from answering the phone," she sobbed again,
"I found that the cat had eaten it!"

"Don't worry, darling," said her husband.
"Don't cry. We'll get a new cat in the morning....."

WOOO! THE POOOOOOOOOOR PUTTY CAT, HIM IN TROUBLE!

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"Two Guys From Detroit"
Two guys from Detroit, Michigan die and wake up in hell.
The next day, the devil stops to check on them
and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and bomber hats,
warming themselves around the fire.

The devil asks them, "What are you doing?

Isn't it hot enough for you?"

The two guys reply, "Well, you know,
we're from Michigan, the land of ice and snow and cold.
We're just happy for a chance to warm up a bit, you know."

The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat.
The next morning, he stops by again and there they are,
still dressed in their parkas, mittens and hats.

The devil asks them again, "It's awfully hot down here, can't you guys feel that?"

Again, the guys reply,



"Well, like we told you yesterday, we're from Michigan, the land of ice and snow and cold. We're just happy to warm up a little bit, you know."

The devil gets a little steamed up and he decides to fix the two guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go.

The people are wailing and screaming everywhere.

He stops by the room with the two guys from Detroit and

finds them in light jackets and hats,grilling sausage and drinking beer.

The devil is astonished. "Everyone down here is in abject misery,and you seem to be enjoying yourselves."

The two Michiganders reply, "Well, ya know, we don't get too much warm weather up there in Detroit, we've just got to have a cookout when the weather is this nice."

The devil is absolutely furious,

he can hardly see straight.

Finally, he comes up with an answer. These two love the heat because they have been cold all their lives.

He decides to turn all the heat in hell off.

The next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere, the people are shivering so bad, they are unable to wail, moan or gnash their teeth.

The devil smiles and heads for the room with the 2 Michiganders. He finds them back in their parkas, mittens and hats. They are jumping up and down and cheering.

The devil was dumbfounded.

"I don't understand.
When I turn the heat up, you're happy.

Now it's freezing cold, and you're happy.

What is wrong with you two?"

The Michiganders look at the devil in surprise.

"Well, don't ya know - if hell froze over, that must mean.

The Lions won the Super Bowl!!"

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Guess these guys just loved to party!!
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